25 6 / 2011
You know i've seen too many romantic dreams.: People who hate Kate Bosworth just because they're jealous of her being in a relationship with Alexander Skarsgard are...
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And don’t pretend you don’t like her because she’s ‘too skinny’, because she is what she is which, if I really need to remind you, is beautiful.
And don’t call her ‘talentless’ or a ‘bad actress’ either. If she’s good enough for…
I’ll just put my bitchiness right out here: If you have reblogged this post in a way that contradicts the content, I will be blacklisting you on Tumblr Savior and unfollowing you. Please feel free to reciprocate.
… Huh?
Fine. I will say this though. She better back the fuck off so Bitch Boy can get a boyfriend. Can I hate her for that reason? She’s cockblocking the gay fantasies. There. Now if that’s not a reason to hate her or anyone who comes between him and Starkers, I don’t even know anymore.
What? I totally live in the real world. Where, btw, she is obviously an Oscar worthy performer and flawless fashionista. I don’t know why anyone would not see that. Idiots.
/littlemissbitchy
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26 4 / 2011
So it’s time for summer clothes …
Must. Not. Diet. Seriously, looking in the mirror I’m not even sure how this … situation is possible. She defies the laws of physics, I’m telling you. *eyes closet warily* Ugh, at least my hair looks better.
/littlemissbitchy
04 3 / 2011
What in fresh hell ….
I’m not a violent person. Mostly. But this fuckery makes me want to hunt down Bitch Boy and beat his ass with a large piece of cheese.
First of all, he looks hot. And I hate him for making me say this because of what he’s carrying over his shoulder. A gym bag you say? Yes but what kind of bag? A pretentious-ass 695$ bag. What? Who? It can’t be! Yes it can.
http://www.mulberry.com/#/storefront/c5834/4377/category/
Look, I understand a boy needs fancy stuff. Well, I really don’t but that’s beside the point. This is a gym bag. You use it to schlepp around your smelly clothes and God knows what else. So … why? WHY??? WHY spend THAT much money on it? It’s not even that awesome! And it makes you look limp. You can work out all you want, the pretentious-ass bag negates the manliness you’re working on so hard. Go stand in the corner, I can’t look at you right now.
Oh right, probably got that shit for free. My mistake. That makes it so much better. And I have no earthly idea who could’ve either given this to him or dragged him to the store. NO idea. …. Come to think of it, who knows if he’s even aware of the price tag on that thing. “Someone” may have just thrown it at him to make him the Mulberry poster boy to go with the Mulberry poster twig he dates.
I need a drink.
/littlemissbitchy
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